Tim Ellsworth

Scott Slayton asked me to repost my rant about new shirts from last year, so here it is:

Begin rant:

Can someone explain to me why clothing companies see the need to put so many blasted straight pins in new shirts? I just pulled 10 pins out of a new shirt — 10. What’s the point? Does a shirt really need to be pinned up that much in order to be acceptable? Heck, they could knock 50 cents off the price of the shirt if it didn’t come with so many stinking pins. Why, why, why???

Rant complete. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.