Chuck Norris tells the real facts
October 31st, 2006
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn’t have to type to write a column. He roundhouse kicks the computer until the right words show up.
The Chuck Norris facts have made their way around the Internet plenty of times. On this blog, I think Jeremy was the first to point them out.
Now, Norris is writing a regular column for WorldNetDaily, and is addressing some of these so-called facts in his debut piece.
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.”
There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris’ tears, it’s Jesus’ blood.
Hat tip: Laz
Excellent reporting.
It’s great to hear it from the horse’s mouth.
I love how he interacts with the evolution one too.
This is really a blessing.
I’ve been a Chuck Norris fan for a long time and now it’s great to know that he is a Christian. I still think he could take Bruce Lee.
That’s pretty cool to hear.
But maybe Chuck Norris can still go roundhouse kick John Kerry in the face.