Pat Robertson: Meteorologist of the Year
December 5th, 2006The Sacred Sandwich includes a spoof about Pat Robertson being named Meteorologist of the Year by the American Meteorologist Society.
“He may be a false prophet, but he’s one heck of a weatherman” said AMS spokesman Ned Wainwright in his praise of the famous 700 Club host. “We believe that Pat exemplifies the quintessential meteorologist when he proves that we don’t know squat about weather forecasting. Sure, his hurricane prediction was a colossal blunder, but when was the last time Willard Scott got anything right?”
If you’re not reading the Sandwich, you’re missing some funny stuff.
Hat tip: Challies
Pat Robertson is a great meteorologist for a number of reasons, not the least of which is when the weather doesn’t go his way, he can just command the hurricane or storm or whatever to go where he wants. Now THAT’S what I call a good weatherman.
Who remembers that episode from a few years back?
Hilarious Jason. Yes he ‘prayed’ away a hurricane. Well not really ‘away’ but onto some other poor saps down the road a bit. But praise God for that, right?? Why should Pat worry about hurricanes anyway? He can always go hide out in his diamond mines.
I got to agree with you Tim on The Sacred Sandwich. It’s the Christian version of The Onion. Very funny!
I’m not sure who’s got less credibility at this point, The good reverend or the global warming soothsayers…