Tim Ellsworth

Top 20 theological pick-up lines not to use

September 5th, 2007

Here are some theological pick-up lines you don’t want to use:

“Your name must beĀ grace, because you are irresistible.”

“The Good Book said that I might be visited by angels unaware, but something must be wrong with my interpretation, because I am perfectly aware of you.”

“I could not help butĀ notice you were exegeting me instead of the text during the sermon.”

“Are you homo or homoi?”

There are plenty more at the original post. Go check them out.

Hat tip: Joel

One Response to “Top 20 theological pick-up lines not to use”

  1. Nephos says:

    Now that’s funny.