Tim Ellsworth

Chuck Norris weighs in on presidential campaign

October 22nd, 2007

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Chuck Norris is supporting Mike Huckabee for president.

That settles it for me. Huckabee it is. I’m not about to cross Chuck. If you know what’s best for you, you won’t either.

Hat tip: Tony

11 Responses to “Chuck Norris weighs in on presidential campaign”


  1. Now if only we can hear from Jack Bauer!

  2. j razz says:

    You will have to wait on that Ray, he is currently in jail.

    j razz

  3. The Zoner says:

    Newman says Ron Paul. Shouldn’t that be good enough?


  4. I think Jack Bauer would vote for anyone who would give him a “water-boarding lifetime permit”.

    Can we write-in Wayne Palmer, by the way?


  5. Hey, maybe Huckabee would choose Chuck Norris as his running mate. That would be cool.

    He could deliver a roundhouse kick to Hill…

    Never mind.


  6. Pastor Gordon,

    I don’t think Chuck Norris would ever stoop to soil his foot in such a manner.

  7. Nephos says:

    “Chuck Norris is supporting Mike Huckabee for president.”

    That’s because Huckabee’s Iraq strategy is immediate withdrawal of the troops . . .

    and immediate deployment of CHUCK NORRIS!


  8. Pastor Tony, you could be right.

  9. Mark G. says:

    Do you think Chuck Norris would deliver a round house kick during one of the debates? Now if Hilary would only choose someone like Mr. T as her running mate. Now politics would be exciting.

  10. Brett says:

    I’m tired of people saying this guy is not electable. I personally believe he is very electable. Have you seen this guy in a debate or in front of a non-sympathetic interviewer (like Bill Maher)? He’s the best Republican in front of a camera since Reagan. Sad to say, image is everything getting elected these days and the more this guy gets in front of the camera, the more his image looks good.


  11. Huckabee did seem to connect very well with the crowd at the last debate.