Crazy Anna Benson files for divorce
March 30th, 2006Anna Benson, the nut-job wife of Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson, has filed for a divorce.
Kris is probably relieved.
Anna Benson, the nut-job wife of Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson, has filed for a divorce.
Kris is probably relieved.
The New York Daily News (nydailynews.com) reports that Anna filed for divorce after catching Kris “fooling around” with one of her friends. The papers were filed in Atlanta, where the Bensons have a home.
Evidently the alleged cheating, and the fact that being married to a major league pitcher was not advancing her career aspirations fast enough, was the last straw for Anna.
Anyone else think Kris might win 18-20 games this year?
I think Benson just became the favorite for the Cy Young Award. Wouldn’t that be side-splittingly hilarious?
Wait, if Kris was cheating on her, doesn’t that mean she has to make good on her promise to sleep with all of his teammates? Oh, to be a Baltimore Oriole right about now.